
Artist's rendering of what top scientists* speculate Michelle's hair currently looks like.
*Kiki
No photographic evidence has yet been provided but rumours are gaining momentum on the blogosphere. In the past, Michelle has gone on record saying things like "I want to get my hair cut" these statements combined with vauge ejaculations on the her blog lead this reporter to believe that she has indeed cut. her. hair.
Our experts in the field* have seen Michelle before, with a variety of hairstyles and would like to assure the public that despite implicating statements to the contrary, it is most assuredly a fabulous, sexy hair style which will make woman want to be her and men want to conquer her*.
*also Kiki


1 comment:
this is hilarious!
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