Alright cats, this is too funny not to relay to you right now.
This is my approximation of the phone call that woke me out of my nap....any liberties I have taken with this conversation, which is meant to be in no way...making fun of Nathan...I just have to tell you because it made me smile! It was very life affirming.
N "They were sold out of pants"
K "I'm sorry... I didn't know you were shopping for pants."
N " I was at H&M"
K "Uh-Huh."
N "That. Place."
K "?"
N "Bo and I went there for the first time today...and she saw this dress that was identical to the one she bought at Value Village and wears every summer."
K "Yea, awesome."
N "NO. There was a time when people who dressed like that did so because they were poor - because they spent all their money on liquor - and then they combed Value Village for all the sweet hipster stuff. And then they looked like cool hipsters. BUT NOW ALL THE SWEET STUFF IS MASS PRODUCED AND VERY REASONABLY PRICED AT H+M.
K "Yes...Awesome?"
N "NO. Between the minimalist stuff at AA and the kitschy stuff at H+M there is no fringe style anymore, it's game over, they are selling my/our identity back to us. I'm only going to wear black t shirts and blue denim jeans and non-descript black shoes - if I can do it without looking too punk or survivalist - from now on, that's it, it's over!"
K "...Yea, I know, sorry about that, you can thank the internet for eliminating the gap between the fringe fashion and commercialist fashion. It's over-the-counter-culture."
N "Yea, I know that too, but - did you know that MOD fashion is coming back too?"
K " I don't think it ever left...It's pretty indistinguishable from the mainstream now, unless it's done with a very critical eye for authenticity."
N " No, but seriously, I was telling Bo about your style and the Quadrephenia parka I want and she said that her friends in New York are all about that 60s mod thing right now."
K "Yea, nothing happens in New York. Sweden. Tokyo. Without the internet letting me/us/Michelle/Veronica know. If blog-girls started wearing forks in their hair, I would know about it. I hope you've realized that I'm the coolest, most awesome-ly dressed person you know and you will quit liking other hipster chicks dumb tights and plaid and bruce springsteen 'fashion' better than mine."
N "........................... *long conversation that PRETTY MUCH is a resounding 'yes, kiki, you are the greatest queen of fashion'.* ......... IF anything, you need to dress MORE kiki-style. MORE like yourself. FUCK that spectre of comprimise/normalicy in your wardrobe. Go for head to toe full on sweet lolita."