in response to Ish!

Ish defined her screening process here...

I was disappointed for several reasons, first, because I SUPER do not qualify for the position of Ish's future boyfriend on account of the RPGing...and almost everything else on the list. I don't really drink coffee.

ALSO because none of the guys I have dated/am attracted to qualify. I guess it's a good thing we have different demographics otherwise we would be sniping each other's men all the time. Although, we could solve the problem of all being attracted to one another by just having a big orgy.

I too have thought about my screening process but as it turns out I'm not very picky.

1. not a criminal (although I'm kind of flexible on this...if there was a good reason, like communist literature at the border = jail time or something equaly excusable I could over look it.)

2. not a vegitarian/vegan (again, I'll let it go if you're okay with watching me devour raw fish...mmm...sashimi.)

3. must be a gentleman on the street (I like a well dressed man who is also charming! Opens doors, kisses my hand, ect.)

4. and a freak in bed (self explanitory)

5. no homophobes NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT, like a secret disinclination to gay people. UNACCEPTABLE. (seriously. I like to pretend that you homophobic people don't exist because it makes me too angry. I hope you bigots all fall down a well or something. Or just painlessly spontaneously combust.)