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12.22.2008

The Mentalist

The Mentalist is my favourite show on television. You ladies probably don't watch a lot of TV, but seriously - is he a dreamy hunk or what?



I know he looks a little like a ken doll in this picture, but on the show he is always laughing and smiling. I like people like that, it makes me want to be around them!

I know he is married, but I would love to write him fan mail. Do you girls know where one would get his contact information?

ex.

Dear Mr. Baker,

Hi! I love your television show, The Mentalist. I find your character's confidence and cheerfulness to be very attractive. Would you say you posses these qualities in real life? I'm sure that you do, you seem sincerely positive on television. In my fantasies, you have a GIGANTIC cock. It's okay if you don't in real life. I heard many celebrities are shorter in real life. I know that you are married, but I think even married men, sometimes especially married men, like to hear that young women find them attractive. I think you're dreamy!

Although I am probably not your biggest fan (because I haven't seen any of your movies), I would love it if you wrote back to me. I am a 22 year old Canadian University student and my dream is to travel to Japan or be a Disney princess - hopefully both! I read that you are Australian, did you have to see a speech therapist? On the show you don't sound Australian at all.

Your adoring, nubile, sexy, young fan,
- Kiera

1 comment:

Sheila said...

Your letter made me laugh! I am totally in lust with Simon Baker. My husband likes the show (we PVR it), and I watch it...for Simon.