Alright team, fair warning, some of these songs are really silly. I think one must have a sense of humour about these things. (illicit affairs). As I have said before, I want to each day to feel amused. That light hearted feeling that at once acknowledges the absurdity of life and celebrates it with a relaxed smirk. It is hard to feel amused when anxiety is once again tightening its grip on me. I awake each morning, not with an exquisite joy but with shortness of breath, a painful headache and a tightness in my jaw from grinding my teeth. My thoughts are in all the most dangerous places. A full on panic attack and a crisis of willpower. I suppose that everyone feels stressed by their bills, their job, their exes.
Which is precisely why I attempt to focus on planning my upcoming holiday and on developing my crushes on the most unavailable young men I can find. Applicants must be:
- Tall
- Well Dressed
- Well Read
- Well Spoken
- In a Monogamous Relationship - or - In a Different Country (or both)
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